Are we chilling at a cocktail party, wearing designer masks and standing six feet apart, celebrating the soft opening of the apocalypse? This glorious shindig takes place in a clinical and creepy art gallery. Vast renditions of this bitch bug hang on its sterile walls, scarier and more surreal than any fevered dream Dali or... Continue Reading →
Film Ramblings:MARTIN(1977) Romero’s Tale of Ordinary Madness
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." Charles Bukowski When I go to the cinema of politics to see what shitty movie these fat old geezers have playing, I park my ass on the right side of the auditorium. Living in New York State, about thirty miles east of... Continue Reading →
THE ANGRY WORLD: The Alley Behind the Dive Bar
Spent half my life out behind this rotten gin joint A harsh prison sentence I'm just a recidivist degenerate vomiting vodka, vicodin and venom Hellbent on a life of introspective mediocrity Ate a hard knuckle sandwich from some dude with long greasy hair muscular arms and an intimidating beer gut Skanky barfly with teeth the... Continue Reading →
THE ANGRY WORLD: The Holly Jolly Hangover
That heavy metal industrial junkyard hangover digs in a little deeper come Christmas Time Cheap liquor melting your guts Synthesize them into reindeer road kill The lamentable sense of worthlessness Amplified Off key Christmas Carols spouted from annoying revelers ripping through busted speakers and chintzy microphones Embarrassment, Guilt and Mediocrity are my Three Wise Men... Continue Reading →
THE ANGRY WORLD: An Incident at the Boiler City Hospital
A decade ago during the wars between radio frequency satanists the unfeeling hospital administration packed up my father's luggage and kicked him out of this world Leaving me the crippling bill Now I am a resident blood pressure boiling my insides Whiskey bugs devouring my brain I wander into the Misery Pavilion sponsored by benevolent... Continue Reading →
THE ANGRY WORLD: A Drunk’s Eye View
My flatulence, A pestilence My smelly pits the endless beer shits useless data reports banging Asian escorts I'm a giver but I need your liver Charity has its role as she twirls on the pole stripper passes out in my lap another Quaalude nap the boss shoots an email Data Center is gonna fail the... Continue Reading →
Film Ramblings: THE BAD NEWS BEARS(1976) Throwing Spitballs at the Cancer of Political Correctness
Pardon me while I flex my right wing, but I believe the United States is the greatest country in the history of the world. I am probably a loud, obnoxious(drunk?) American, but nothing will change that belief in me. Perhaps you shouldn't read any further if you think you know how this is going to... Continue Reading →
Film Ramblings: JAWS(1975) The Greatest Drinking Blockbuster of All Time (Part 3)
Part 1 is here Part 2 is here "NO LAW SHALL EXIST TO DENY OR LIMIT THE RIGHT OF A PERSON TO DRINK ALCOHOL DURING THE DAYLIGHT HOURS." Tarmac's addition to the Bill of Rights I dig day drinking. I believe it is our God given right to be able to drink a frosty... Continue Reading →
Film Ramblings: JAWS(1975) The Greatest Drinking Blockbuster of All Time (Part2)
The first part of this bucket of chopped up bait fish is here Alcohol has given me a few nights when my memory is about as clear as a windshield covered with the splattered remains of a plague of locust. That damned, delicious Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey will make you forget what planet you are... Continue Reading →
Film Ramblings: JAWS(1975) The Greatest Drinking Blockbuster of All Time (Part 1)
. Steven Spielberg's JAWS is my favorite movie. I have probably seen it five hundred times. If you count the late night drunk viewings that I don't quite remember, the number goes up a few dozen ticks. It has even helped me get laid a few times, I shit you not. As my friend, a reckless... Continue Reading →
ANGER AT THE END OF THE WORLD 