Film Reviews, Poetry and Humorous Observations
Are we chilling at a cocktail party, wearing designer masks and standing six feet apart, celebrating the soft opening of the apocalypse? This glorious shindig takes place in a clinical and creepy art gallery. Vast renditions of this bitch bug hang on its sterile walls, scarier and more surreal than any fevered dream Dali or... Continue Reading →
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." Charles Bukowski When I go to the cinema of politics to see what shitty movie these fat old geezers have playing, I park my ass on the right side of the auditorium. Living in New York State, about thirty miles east of... Continue Reading →
Spent half my life out behind this rotten gin joint A harsh prison sentence I'm just a recidivist degenerate vomiting vodka, vicodin and venom Hellbent on a life of introspective mediocrity Ate a hard knuckle sandwich from some dude with long greasy hair muscular arms and an intimidating beer gut Skanky barfly with teeth the... Continue Reading →
That heavy metal industrial junkyard hangover digs in a little deeper come Christmas Time Cheap liquor melting your guts Synthesize them into reindeer road kill The lamentable sense of worthlessness Amplified Off key Christmas Carols spouted from annoying revelers ripping through busted speakers and chintzy microphones Embarrassment, Guilt and Mediocrity are my Three Wise Men... Continue Reading →
A decade ago during the wars between radio frequency satanists the unfeeling hospital administration packed up my father's luggage and kicked him out of this world Leaving me the crippling bill Now I am a resident blood pressure boiling my insides Whiskey bugs devouring my brain I wander into the Misery Pavilion sponsored by benevolent... Continue Reading →
My flatulence, A pestilence My smelly pits the endless beer shits useless data reports banging Asian escorts I'm a giver but I need your liver Charity has its role as she twirls on the pole stripper passes out in my lap another Quaalude nap the boss shoots an email Data Center is gonna fail the... Continue Reading →
ANGER AT THE END OF THE WORLD 