THE ANGRY WORLD: A Drunk’s Eye View

My flatulence,

A pestilence

My smelly pits

the endless beer shits

useless data reports

banging Asian escorts

I’m a giver

but I need your liver

Charity has its role

as she twirls on the pole

stripper passes out in my lap

another Quaalude nap

the boss shoots an email

Data Center is gonna fail

the circuits took a dump

better blame Trump

I’m drinking and I’m pleadin’

Shut the fuck up, Joss Whedon

My dead, drunk mom would cringe

baby boy is riding the fringe.

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