Would you trust the artistic merits of a film written and directed by a dude named Buddy Giovinazzo, or Buddy G as he appears in the credits of Combat Shock? When my credit wasn't worth a shit, I think Buddy G was the guy that gave me a personal loan in the damp alleyway behind... Continue Reading →
Film Ramblings: DAWN OF THE DEAD(1978) A World Flushed Down the Toilet
When I was a predictably obnoxious teenager approximating growing up in Massapequa, I liked to get into all the shit punk kids would normally do. I lived to blast rock music to piss off my parents. I cursed like a drunken sailor in the hopes that it would offend one of my ancestors. I watched... Continue Reading →
Film Ramblings: JAWS(1975) The Greatest Drinking Blockbuster of All Time (Part 3)
Part 1 is here Part 2 is here "NO LAW SHALL EXIST TO DENY OR LIMIT THE RIGHT OF A PERSON TO DRINK ALCOHOL DURING THE DAYLIGHT HOURS." Tarmac's addition to the Bill of Rights I dig day drinking. I believe it is our God given right to be able to drink a frosty... Continue Reading →
Film Ramblings: JAWS(1975) The Greatest Drinking Blockbuster of All Time (Part 1)
. Steven Spielberg's JAWSÂ is my favorite movie. I have probably seen it five hundred times. If you count the late night drunk viewings that I don't quite remember, the number goes up a few dozen ticks. It has even helped me get laid a few times, I shit you not. As my friend, a reckless... Continue Reading →
ANGER AT THE END OF THE WORLD 