That heavy metal industrial junkyard hangover digs in a little deeper come Christmas Time Cheap liquor melting your guts Synthesize them into reindeer road kill The lamentable sense of worthlessness Amplified Off key Christmas Carols spouted from annoying revelers ripping through busted speakers and chintzy microphones Embarrassment, Guilt and Mediocrity are my Three Wise Men... Continue Reading →
THE ANGRY WORLD: An Event in Boiler City
I walked into the furnace, no one holding my clammy hand Solitary, a rat turd in a fancy sink At the front of the room, a box filled with rotting meat My enemy, my put upon protector, my mother Witches and warlocks sit in chairs on the perimeter A black mass instead of happy hour... Continue Reading →
THE ANGRY WORLD: A Drunk’s Eye View
My flatulence, A pestilence My smelly pits the endless beer shits useless data reports banging Asian escorts I'm a giver but I need your liver Charity has its role as she twirls on the pole stripper passes out in my lap another Quaalude nap the boss shoots an email Data Center is gonna fail the... Continue Reading →
Film Ramblings: THE BAD NEWS BEARS(1976) Throwing Spitballs at the Cancer of Political Correctness
Pardon me while I flex my right wing, but I believe the United States is the greatest country in the history of the world. I am probably a loud, obnoxious(drunk?) American, but nothing will change that belief in me. Perhaps you shouldn't read any further if you think you know how this is going to... Continue Reading →
THE ANGRY WORLD: Divided, We Stand Still. As in, not moving, like a LIRR Train. (part 2)
You can find the first part of this uninspired rant here. I believe every person on this planet has the right to speak their mind. They should be able to do so without fear of being beaten up, jailed, or disemboweled on some dusty street. However, words do have consequences. I have no problem with... Continue Reading →
THE ANGRY WORLD: Divided, We Stand Still. As in, not moving like a LIRR train. (part 1)
With every drop in the bottle of my 90 proof soul, I disliked the concept of Hillary Clinton as President. To keep this piece somewhat short, I will start with the fact that for nearly forty years she has leeched off the public and used the political positions that she and her husband occupied to... Continue Reading →