Monday Mornings are like bad breath on a first date
Dusty Happy Hours in dry counties
A Satanic vending machine stealing your last hope and coins
Water towers pumping out turpentine for you to brush your teeth
Parades and carnivals outlawed because of a pandemic
Realizing Good Housekeeping is the wrong type of magazine for a gun fight
Basketball games played with no frills, imaginary balls
A flat tire on an Ambulance with you in the back
Writhing in pain with a massive heart attack
Drowning under ten tons of municipal documentation
Politicians scolding citizens as you write them monthly checks
Forced to wear your Sunday church shoes to the beach
Uppity foreign films that you can’t comprehend
Losing your wallet and virus mask beneath the endless sands
Sexy dreams of Luna that the alarm clock ends
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